AISLEYNE Horgan-Insurgent is the feistiest and most outrageous Big Comrade contestant of all time, so it makes notion she’s our BB columnist.
She came 3rd on the show in 2006 and never bet on down from telling it how it is – so that’s equitable what she’ll be doing with all the dispute, showdowns and wild antics of the housemates.
Aisleyne Horgan-Insurgent is The Sun Online’s Big Brother editorialist – and she WON’T be holding backbone
Aisleyne says: “I’m totally droning to be part of The Sun Online team, I herewith promise to deliver my honest thought and to never mince my words!
“If I don’t liking something, then I’m going to say so, if the entrant are boring then I’ll be career them out.
“It’s down to them to instill me if they want to get their style mentioned in my column, and if I reckon the lot on on Love Island are better so I’ll definitely be calling them out for it!
“And I’ve on all occasions got all the insider gossip that I can institute to you before it leaks anywhere added!”
Get ready for some big opinions from our Big Sibling Blabbermouth…
“This is the biggest crowd of Z-listers I’ve ever seen” – Aisleyne out at in on each contestant as they walked into the commorancy.
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President turned the air blue within second of entering the house
President Fulford loves a onesie… and demand he is a ‘teapot’
“Arthur put in mind of me of all the desperados that I saw in my Big Bro auditions exhausting that onesie monstrosity and frantic to be different.
“Snore… moneyed spoiled brat, He needs check…. he’d probably liking it too in a public school boy pervy typecast of way.
Ibiza Weekender heavenly body Ellie Young admitted she fondness slut-dropping and fish and piece
“She’s got a voice from a excruciate chamber… but aside from that we all amorousness a normal lass.
“I’m not so definite when that’s ego proclaimed though? We shall see… obviously she’s from Ibiza weekender… I hypothesize we know what to expect so, she’ll get on the lash and flash her confidential parts.”
Lotan Hauler’s interview with Emma Willis was a tad awks
“Bubble Boy – he’s fit… I require to see what he’s packing… I tight-fisted what he’s got to offer… fucking typo!
“He was totally weird or extended likely wired (let’s be good) on the stage with Emma despite the fact that?
“Gave it the big talk and then liquid when it was time to perform… deriving he was used to big crowds.”
IMRAN AND SUKHVINDER
Imran and Sukhvinder wed in concealed when they were teens
“Oh a genuine love story… two creed and cultures coming together washed-up love, wonderful.
“It’s scarce what we need to see, and what the UK is all some… I love them already, harmonious and cool.”
CHARLOTTE AND MANDY
Mum-and-daughter duo Mandy and City were compared to ‘a panther and cub’
“Poor Charlotte her mum is so embarrassing conversation about wanting good sex and thrashing her finger ‘seductively’, spouse this is not the show for granny porno, please!”
HANNAH AND DEBORAH
Hannah and Deborah make-believe a BIG entrance as they entered the co-op
“Absolutely love the Nigerian sisters Deborah and Hannah… boldface and bolshy – they faculty not be mincing their words!
“I Admired their outfits and love how multicultural Big Crony is this year.
“London woman like myself, I’m hoping to see a lot of me and my head-set in them.”
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Joe worn to run a club in Tenerife and is married to a female half his age
“South London rigid man they reckon… is that beforehand or after he puts his dentures in?
“Correctly definition of a ‘geezer’ I demand to see him tell people about themselves… I can’t bide one’s time! Get in there son.”
KIERAN AND REBECCA
Kieran and Rebekah once slept together piece trying to catch loverats
“Soooo Rebekah and Kieran reckon they run a clandestine investigation company and ‘love trap’ women that are suspected of two-timing…
“Well that’s their job f***ed so.
“Guess they didn’t believe this move through, amateurs honourably.
“So you’re gonna destroy your assumed company for 5 mins of frivolous reputation? W*****s.”
Emma discourse to Kayleigh Morris as she enters the Big Crony house
“I’m not sure how this one passed her psychology test… (side line…also not sure where her cervix is).
“Yet another from another materiality show, Ex on the Beach. What is this, cobblestone chance saloon FFS?!
“She had a row with her ex-beau, smashed up his house and told him she killed his cat all through she THOUGHT he was up to no good in Ibiza…
“I suffer no place in my heart for animal haters, girlfriend. BYE.”
Raph voted for Donald Trumpet and doesn’t like to be fey
“Raph reckons’ he’s a-one intelligent and can’t talk to ‘inarticulate uneducated people’ so my dub for him is ‘Raph reckons’ (you gain to say it whilst rolling your eyeball to give it true depth).
“He converse in a lot and thinks he’s right… Fatuously smiling while being boo’d by the aggregation.
“He might be super intelligent but I’m sporting he has zero people skills.”
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Chanelle’s admittance failed to impress Aisleyne
“Added one of Ex On The Beach’s rejects… severely?
“If fame didn’t receive you by the hand the first time you well-tried please just leave it thither FFS… you just look do-or-die.
“Oh well, at least she will discern what makes good TV I as read – (‘good’ growth a word I use loosely in this process.)
“That aside, of course I admired and rated what she said almost supporting Manchester what with fresh events.”
Tom was voted in to the house and faculty have a direct link to the popular
“Tom (I think) magnolia and you have no accommodation in Big Brother honey, it’s an Uber plate for you my dear!”
Emma Willis serious tribute to people affected by the uk terrorism attacks on Big Brother 2017
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