Drop your vaginal jade eggs.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop has a new wellness product: psychic vampire repellent.
The $30 ‘spray-able elixir’ contains ruby, rosemary, juniper, lavender, and reiki charged with crystals.
According to the site, it will ‘banish bad vibes (and shield you from the people who may be causing them)’.
Users are directed to ‘shake gently before each use’ then ‘spray around the aura to protect from psychic attack and emotional harm.’
They should avoid contact with eyes and must not ingest or inhale the ‘protective mist’.
Of course, it is not the only ‘gem healing’ spray with magical properties available on the site.
